As if contraception didn't have the world of Catholicism angry enough, you can now purchase the "Hail Mary Rubber". This jimmy hat comes equipped with a built-in rosary-shaped set of beads that you can use to say your Our Fathers and Hail Marys while you have blaspheming safe intercourse. Remember the Eleventh Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Use a Condom. But rest assured, with this new item you can start your penance early and only spend half an eternity rotting in hell.
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