Not Funny!

Thought you had too many friends?

....well apparently the bitch on channel 131 has an assload of friends. The pigeons wont even leave her alone. I wanted to combine the two shows in large hopes that when i clicked it, it would turn out to be just a 2 hour show on that pigeon whore from Home Alone 2: Lost In New York. I never got that wish. As for channel 132. Fuck, thats just depressing. Unless she's hot.

Nothing to do with the Bible.

Condoms, Now 100% More Offensive to Catholics

As if contraception didn't have the world of Catholicism angry enough, you can now purchase the "Hail Mary Rubber". This jimmy hat comes equipped with a built-in rosary-shaped set of beads that you can use to say your Our Fathers and Hail Marys while you have blaspheming safe intercourse. Remember the Eleventh Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Use a Condom. But rest assured, with this new item you can start your penance early and only spend half an eternity rotting in hell.

Biblical Proportions

When you see a curly fry of this magnitude, it makes you fairly certain that the end-time is drawing nigh. I'm pretty sure that the bible mentions something about death riding a pale horse and carrying a really big curly fry. I could also be thinking about that Clint Eastwood movie where he's a priest. Either way, prepare yourself for the end and bring extra catsup.